Rhysand: the three Archeron sisters! Feyre, Elain and… *looks at smudged writing on hand* Nausea!
#6 Year of the Pupper!
Gong Xi Fa Cai! A happy, healthy and prosperous new year!
2018 Predictions
• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)
• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out
• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)
• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building
• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive
• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride
• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real
• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)
3/8 let’s go
donald trunp tho
signs as autumn memories
aries: hiking up the Shenandoah mountains, shopping for the scariest halloween costume, sunflowers
taurus: homecoming, dark eyeshadows, hayrides
gemini: baking, sweaters, family dinners
cancer: cooking thanksgiving supper, family photos, leggings with hoodies
leo: vintage horror flicks, pumpkin picking, driving along country roads while the leaves are changing
virgo: buying cute school supplies, windy days, combat boots
libra: peacoats, college tours, starbucks
scorpio: poetry, halloween candy, fireplaces
sagittarius: carving jack-o-lanterns, long roadtrips to see family for holidays, darker nude lipstick
capricorn: black friday shopping, braided hair, back to school
aquarius: pumpkin spice, hoodies, trick-or-treating
pisces: apple pie, crispy leaves, new tv show premiers
sun/moon/venus + sorry if you don’t like your signs stuff
seduce me with ur history knowledge
vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft
During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.
raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death
during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.
The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people
King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.
Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.
Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes
At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.
When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.
Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.
During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.
People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.
The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.
Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler) nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives
Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”
fun date idea: stab him in the leg
He licked his lips. ‘Well, if you want my opinion–’
‘I don’t,’ she said. ‘I have my own.’